How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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O Cristor Redundant

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Yaaaaarn.

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To the morgue.

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Explaining his wife.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.