How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.