How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.