How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.