What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course