What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Previous Random Joke Next
Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!