What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

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What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs