What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.