You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because of all the Cheetahs!
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
A good start.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Too many cheetahs..
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Too many cheetahs.
Because there is no water in Africa.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
An elefanatic, of course.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because of dat Djibouti.
Tuesday.
Ebola cereal!
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Ze-bras!
They all die when they turn aidy.
In Africa
Celebrity adoption.
The hunger games
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
HIV
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
Africa.
Teacher's aides
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Doctors without boarders.
Because Botswana have fun.
Too many Cheetahs.
Africa" Says the parrot.
The parrot replies, "Africa".
Outtagascar
In Africa.
Africa," says the parrot.
Ethiopium
They can't afford computers in Africa.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Too many cheetahs
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Because they only have Ebola!
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
he missed the rains down in africa
The elephants are using them as tampons
Because Africa isn't a country.
3 Guys
Afroturf
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
A Ninutendo
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Cause it had a hard drive.
A poke-mon!
They can only learn 4 moves.
Cannelonely!
A Daeshboard
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Nelson Candela
By putting flowers on its grave.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
