How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.