You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
They can stick to the subject!
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Miracle whip.
Because it's bread.
It was a crusty steed!
They can't afford computers in Africa.
The parrot replies, "Africa".
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
An Ethiopian rave.
Put velcro on the ceiling.