How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.