How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !