Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

Eyebrow Jokes More Eyebrow Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"