What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.