Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Stick his bill up his arse.
Oat couture
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats