Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Oat couture
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats