Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
They can stick to the subject!
He got snowden.
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats