One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
One bawls his wares out on the street...
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.