One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
