What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.