Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.