Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

711 Jokes More 711 Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Random Guy Jokes More Random Guy Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels