How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !