How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!