How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!