How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!