Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.