Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !