Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !