Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.