Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !