Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!