Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.