Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.