Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.