Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan