Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.