Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment