Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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A cluster cluck.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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A Tryptophanatic.

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Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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DLC.

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X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.