What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment