Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.