Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.