Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Who's that running?

Not Tom

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god