Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Organised crime.
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Bar tender
Because they're playing on console.
Just the First Order.