Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
Monterey, Jack!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
They always miss the shot
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.