Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe