Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe