What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home