What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.