What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!