Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!