Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.