Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.