What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!