What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.