What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.