What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!