What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Just ice.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

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She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.