What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!