What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.