How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars