What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.