What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars