What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!