How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.