How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.