How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars