Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?