Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."