Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes?

Constant ripostes.

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

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They're masters in Arielle combat

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They all had masters

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Lupus

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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A. It saves them a lot of time.