A riposte.
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Ripostes them
When it's a riposte.
When it is a riposte
By how often he ripostes.
Because they always riposte.
Ripostes everywhere.
They always riposte.
Ripostes
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Because of all the *ripostes*
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Because they do well with Ripostes.
Riposte!
It was a Riposte.
They've all mastered the riposte.
Ripostes.
Constant ripostes.
He feinted. (Sorry)
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Both should have said no to the latest update.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
They can't deal with attachments.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Cottage cheese.
Because he always uses a razor.
Because people are dying to get in!
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
