Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

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How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes?

Constant ripostes.

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!