What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.