What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.