Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.