Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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Their ankles!

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Your man is open!"

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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To get to the other side.

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I can't bereave it!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.