Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.