What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.