What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message