Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Because they always bombed their tests.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
He kept dropping the beets.
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Ten Tickles
