Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.