What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the pound's new name?

The ounce