What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.