Cousins.....
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
