What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.