What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback