How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !