How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!