How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.