How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.