What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !