What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.