What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity