What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.