What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.