What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.