Nostalgia
Because jail is free.
So blind people can hate them too
Vir-jeans
First M'lady
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*