What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs