What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.