What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.