What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches