What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.