What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!