What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*