Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize