Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!