Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.