Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.