When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
from a well, actually.
Because the sky is
Banned from
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Perronoid
On Fried-days.
A Sioux Flay
They always pay in shingles.
Because it gives them square roots
Because they're not real.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.