How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!