How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.