How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down