How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...