Because 30 is too many!
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Cancer.
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
A: Because 36 would be too many.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
