Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.