Allahu Akhbarrrr"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Please Get Out The Pool"
30 a week poorer.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
30 because that's peasants work.
A: Who cares!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
7 tees, 30 eggs
Credit to Bo Burnham.
asked every guy under 30.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A barber
30 of them are triggered every second
Because 30 is too many!
Shout "Bingo!" before them
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Sprint.
His last name.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Paid off.
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Because they're constant in a pool.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
You don't, you pick it up.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
You pokemon!
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)