Allahu Akhbarrrr"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Please Get Out The Pool"
30 a week poorer.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
30 because that's peasants work.
A: Who cares!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
7 tees, 30 eggs
Credit to Bo Burnham.
asked every guy under 30.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A barber
30 of them are triggered every second
Because 30 is too many!
Shout "Bingo!" before them
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
WITNESS ME!"
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
Crimea River.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Danke schon.
A: Are you going out tonight
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.