Allahu Akhbarrrr"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Please Get Out The Pool"
30 a week poorer.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
30 because that's peasants work.
A: Who cares!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
7 tees, 30 eggs
Credit to Bo Burnham.
asked every guy under 30.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A barber
30 of them are triggered every second
Because 30 is too many!
Shout "Bingo!" before them
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Vodka does not freeze
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
I'm gonna get some head tonight.
It never happens just once.
When you get stiff before she does.
Knot movies
They watch moving picktures.
You will get burned, you idiot.
Because she couldn't stand him.
He paws-ed it!
Watch a movie with him.
