Allahu Akhbarrrr"
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Please Get Out The Pool"
30 a week poorer.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
30 because that's peasants work.
A: Who cares!
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7 tees, 30 eggs
Credit to Bo Burnham.
asked every guy under 30.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A barber
30 of them are triggered every second
Because 30 is too many!
Shout "Bingo!" before them
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Danke!
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Walking
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
A firecracker
Pay $100 for 30 minutes
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
I rack.