Allahu Akhbarrrr"
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Please Get Out The Pool"
30 a week poorer.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
30 because that's peasants work.
A: Who cares!
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7 tees, 30 eggs
Credit to Bo Burnham.
asked every guy under 30.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A barber
30 of them are triggered every second
Because 30 is too many!
Shout "Bingo!" before them
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
A dead epileptic.
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
I am not a crook!"
You don't want to look down.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Coala
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
A bus driver.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.